How fun would this be?
Last night, after dropping a bundle on three new bras (after going waaayyyy too long without replacing old, worn out, and played out bras), I was lamenting the cost of being a woman. I like the finer things for sure, but I won’t say I’m excessive about my beauty regimen. Hair cuts and highlights run me about $150 every 12 weeks – yep, I said 12 – as I try to put them off to save myself a couple trips per year that way.
I spend about $50 on day cream, $40 on eye cream and $40-ish on cleanser every couple of months. I’m a stay-at-home mom, so I don’t regularly wear makeup, except my $26 Lancome Definicils mascara and $18 juicy tubes of lip gloss. Or just a tinted Burt’s Bees lip balm for $9. Perfume gives me a headache, and my family membership to the gym, is probably comparable to most gyms – relative to the part of the country you live in.
My point you ask? Big news! Jennifer Aniston reportedly spends $8K per month on her beauty regimen. I was driving this morning, and my radio station’s DJ was remarking over Jennifer Aniston’s monthly beauty bill of $8K. Apparently, $900 per week goes to Yoga lessons, neck ointment by Euoko is $450, and regular splurges on Tracie Martyn Spa Facials are $500+.
Everyone seems up in arms about this fact. And while I don’t begrudge Jennifer Aniston her beauty routine (hey, she’s not getting plastic surgery every day like Melanie Griffith!), why is this news? Articles keep talking about how high and mighty Angelina would be about all the coin Jennifer’s dropping for beauty, while she’s trying to save the world.
Angelina probably spends that and more on tattoos and private jets to wander the globe. (Yes, I’m Team Aniston…)
All I have to say is… all that money is NOT in vain, as witnessed below.
In the end, I always suck it up and pay my wonderful hair person to do it. And I think it’s a good decision on my part, as I do not have the easiest eyebrows to tame.
However, here is a video from Joyous.com that takes you through step by step. And even if you still want to leave the removal to the professionals, it’s a great how-to on keeping up between waxes, penciling in lighter areas or taming stray hairs.
If you recall, last year we had a very cool “Mad Men” inspired dinner party with our close group of friends (read here.) This year, our idea was to go “Great Gatsby” style, but after hectic holidays for 6 couples, who have a gaggle of small children between us, we’ve decided to put off the “costume” portion of our annual New Year’s dinner party, and just go dressed up instead.
Gone are the hours I have scoured eBay for my drop-waist, beaded, deco dress with matching hat. Gone are the planned trips to my city’s most awesome vintage stores. Gone are my plans to get my hair done in finger waves. All for another day, I suppose.
But I did get some good news! My husband’s post-holiday party is cocktail attire this year. This makes this mom, normally in black yoga pants every day, very happy. Another reason to shop, of course! And, as usual, I already have visions of the perfect dress, shoes and jewelry in my head…
“To Do List” reads, “Must learn to sew!”
My New Year’s resolution? Less time in little black sweats. More time blow drying my hair, wearing mascara and dressing like a grown up.
Does this sound shallow? Inconsequential? Easy? HA! Walk in this stay-at-home mom’s shoes, friends….
In fact, these shoes from Barney’s.
On Tuesday this week, I went to put on these cute Pilco jeans I procured at Anthropologie, and realized that I just do not have fun footwear to match a chambray shirt, a beige oatmeal swing sweater and my faded rose-colored jeans. I spent much time that day searching online for the perfect boots… and didn’t find them. But today, lo and behold, adorable boots from CO-OP.
Before you gasp at the 4″+ heels, take a gander at the fun platform… which makes these perfect for flared and my still-too-long Joe’s Provocateur (read petite) jeans too.
It was meant to be.
So, I’ve had a hate affair with my hair pretty much all winter. It’s not that I have naturally bad hair; it’s been pretty good to me over the years but it’s become a bad color (thank you pregnancies) and fallen out (thank you again, pregnancies) and gotten wavy (do I need to remind you why?)
Several weeks ago I went dark and shorter, just a tad shorter mind you, but I felt like my cut was reminiscent of the “Jennifer” cut pertaining to the Jennifer Aniston “Friends” cut that became the hottest thing on the scene… you know the modern mullet?
Circa mid 90’s.
Need I say more?
So, I made a last minute appointment with my stylist of about 2 years and told her I wanted to go SHORT but that I wanted a cut that looked different everyday, if I so chose to put a minimal amount of effort and “product” into it.
She immediately said, “You’re too dark!” I felt that way too. I tried dark because keeping up my natural looking golden glow was getting too expensive but I just didn’t feel like myself. She lightened me up and I actually feel like it’s my beautiful sun-kissed blonde hair that I had until the aforementioned pregnancies. GRRRR….
While under the dryer to process my color, I searched furiously through all sorts of magazines for a new short cut. This is not something you can just wing, no matter how good your stylist is. I would normally come carrying that picture but had no time this week and truthfully, hadn’t made the final call on whether I could go super short again…
At the last minute, I found it. The cut! Short but still my go-to bob. She cut quickly and painlessly and I walked out with a little product, a new color and wet hair that she didn’t have time to style… my timeline, not hers.
I blew it dry using my hands, no brush in about 3 minutes and figured that this was going to be the makeover I’ve been needing for months. I’m in love with my new hair and feel pretty… OH SO PRETTY again, just in time for Spring!