For years, I have been searching for the perfect pair of pants. I want some linen pants that are tailored at the top with non-seam side pockets, a button and a zipper. While I adore the ones that cinch up with a drawstring at the top, my lack of a waist makes them look more like a potato sack on me.
I also want them to be full length pants, not capris. I want the legs to be full and flowy and slightly long so I can wear high-heeled wedge sandals but also to be short enough that I can still wear them with flip flops.
Next, I want them to be khaki in color, preferably but would also settle for a neutral of some sort or even black.
Lastly, I want them yesterday.
And there is NO picture because I have not laid eyes on them yet… anywhere on earth, anyway.
If you have seen some or come across some – run, don’t walk to your computer or smartphone and tell me where to find them.
I will reward you in my will.